snarkyman

From sichling

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.

Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.

As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

X11
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Cars
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.